Especially for Liz, Len and Ala because they'll need this sooner than the rest of us. ;)

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Australian Immigration
Citizenship Examination

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the
term "died in the arse"?

2. What is a ?bloody little beauty??

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up
for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie
down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies.
Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve
had a barney and a bit of biffo."

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they
are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca
Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between
flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on
blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry
powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop
suey or kai see ming?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds
like a bloke?

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and
two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been
flogged from a bath full of ice?

15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's
meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law
to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
Esky or Ugg boots?

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?

19. Who would you like to crack on to?

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue"
Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

Bonus Questions
1. Is there someone you are only mates with because
they own a trailer or have a pool?

2. What does ?sinkin p*ss at a mates joint and getten para? mean?

You may copy your mates answers, please submit this back to me when you
have had a fair old crack.
You must have a pass rate of 45%