1. You take 5 minutes to send a text message.
2. And even longer to send MMS.
3. You randomly turn yourself off.
4. You cut conversations and drop out during calls.
5. You tell me that the call is in progress but I hear dead silence on the other end of the line.
6. Your screen hangs and I always have to turn you off and on again.
7. You choose your own ring tones instead of following my assigned tones.
8. When writing text messages, you sometimes enter  weird symbols instead of the characters that I tell you to.
9.  People tell me they've rung but you don't always register their missed calls.
10. You ARE terribly slow.

So adios, N73. I think it's time to let you go.



***

Conversation between myself and the 3 guy

3G: What kind of phone are you looking into getting?
D: I haven't really decided. The extra features would be nice but to be honest, all I really care about are the basics.
3G: Well have a look over here. You can get anything on this shelf.
D: So which of these phones are good? Or should I ask which ones have you received complaints about?
3G: Hmmm... they all work really well except for this one. It's really buggy and the software upgrade is useless.
D: *turns around and checks the phone that 3G is talking about* Hello there N73!

I then took my phone out of my bag and held it up for 3G to see. He had a good laugh and said he was surprised I didn't get it replaced earlier.

Oh and I ended up going home with this: